whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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