Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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