Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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