Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
