Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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