this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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