I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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