Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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