Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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