the ceiling is raining jello shotss
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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