For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
