Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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