Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
His hands were made for my vagina.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
