the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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