Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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