try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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