I don't think brook has ever known best
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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