this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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