I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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