We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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