This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Randomize
