Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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