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(630): View more from Illinois

whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Houston, we have a squirter

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(360): View more from Washington

Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.

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(310): View more from California

OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?

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(315): View more from New York

Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone

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(253): View more from Washington

I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.

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