there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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