dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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