what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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