Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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