Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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