I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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