school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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