Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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