the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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