nutella sex= disaster
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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