She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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