I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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