But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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