I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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