When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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