I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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