party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
