"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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