Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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