it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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