question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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