People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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