I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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