That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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