worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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