You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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