i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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