At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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