some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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