Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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