1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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