How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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