Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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