Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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